The Super Wong Cock Stamp

Guy gets knocked out by a 30" long, 7 pound, double-sided dildo.


The Story

At the geeky engineering school in Alabama known as the University of Alabama in Huntsville, cool parties, hot girls and the typical get drunk and naked college scene is hard to find. The result? Nerdy kids kill time in unusual ways... some not even found possible.

The event the video takes place in was called "Ramen Fest." Engineers had just left their mommy's home. Nobody knew how to cook. So we lived off of Ramen. It's cheap, easy to make, and nutritionous? By the end of the year, Ramen is the most hated food on campus. And how lucky we were for local suppliers to donate a pallet of ramen. Thus began the many activities of Ramen Fest, such as bathing in Ramen, dumping Ramen over unsuspecting people's heads, launching Ramen into the sky and into trees and even wrestling in a giant kiddy pool. of it. How delicious!

Another side event had taken place during the 2004 Ramen Fest. A few of the students had invented a game called "Cardboard and Steel." They would create weapons of home improvement items such as PVC pipe and armor of cardboard and an engineer's best friend, Duct Tape. That's right, I spelled it right.

During this mini-event of bloody bashing to the head, a new-comer came to the battlefield as a challenger by which nobody had ever encountered before. He was a Berserker dressed in rags, with duct tape gauntlets as his only defense mechanism and he wielded a 30 inch long, 7 pound, double sided dildo as his weapon. He first went up against a man dressed in several pieces of armor, including a shield and a helmet, wielding a cat of nine tails as a long range weapon.

He could fend off the berserker for the first few seconds. But needless to say, once the Berserker got into close range combat, the cat of nine tails was no match for the blunt strikes from such a massive weapon. His armor could not even hold back the sheer force of the hits, and he was defeated by a quick hard blow to the head.

He suffered a minor concussion.